At least make sure they are 18
Why
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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