Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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