just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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