dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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