You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Dick very happy bro
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