Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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