Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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