Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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