in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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