4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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