she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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