I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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