It's Friday. Sex?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Did I show you my penis last night?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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