He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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