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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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