i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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