You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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