Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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