Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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