quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
