I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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