D3 body, D1 cock
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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