So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Can Purell be used as lube?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Girls should come with a carfax report
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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