My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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