David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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