if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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