oh god the rape fog is back!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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