butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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