think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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