i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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