I think i peed on brittanys purse
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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