You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
