I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
