Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
