i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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