She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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