i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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