Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Your cock deserves a montage
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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