You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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