Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Randomize
