We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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