I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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