Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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