Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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