One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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