Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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