Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
ugly people sure do ruin things
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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