their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize