Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
wow bdsm is so cute
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