Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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