do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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