another moral hangover. fuck.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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