But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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