their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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