just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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