omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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