just come out here and I will go home with you...
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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