I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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