i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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