She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Randomize
